Saturday, July 7, 2007

I've been gone from here awhile, sorry

I'm not sure who reads this blog, but if you do, then I have some e'splaining to do. I've been sick, sick, sick! There, happy now? Plus, my computer crashed and the hard drive is completely toasted. So, on top of a couple of thousand dollars that I've spent on various things, such as auto, medical, and pirate gear, I've got to throw down a "G+" for a new 'puter.

Life is grand.

Enough negative thinking, I at least have a backup computer that is charged by not one, but two hamster wheels featuring "dual rabid squirrel power". If this one fails then I must dig out my 286 from the stone age. Starting tomorrow I will brush up on my DOS.

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Why didn't Arby's make a deal with "Pirates of the Caribbean" to sell merchandise? To me it was a no brainer.

Aaaaaaaaarbeeeeeeeeeez!

My nephew was staying over the other day and said something amusing. He told me, in a very concerned tone of voice, "If I don't have my earplugs when I sleep I will develop mental problems." Even though it was funny as hell I ran straight out to Walgreen's and bought like six boxes of that shit. No nephew of mine is going to be mentally ruined on my watch.

Did I just say shit? Oh no he dee-int! I'm allowed to say it once in awhile. I have a "Just say shit" punch card. I have other punch cards that aren't sandwich related, too. Maybe I can hook you up. That's three punches, in case you were counting. I'm almost tapped out for the month.

I just used up my "Oh no he dee-int!" punch card.